(USBB) My dad dumped me on the highway in my cap and gown just to make room for my sister’s giant orange Hermès box, then leaned over with a smirk and said, “Bentleys don’t carry failures—take the bus, Savannah,” and as I sat in that diesel-stinking seat my family group chat lit up with Tiffany in the front passenger seat holding champagne with the Hermès on her lap captioned “Finally dropped the extra weight,” while my mother hearted it and my father thumbs-up’d it, I opened the only email I’d been waiting on—merger approved, wire transfer today: $1.2 billion—so at graduation they camped in the VIP donor section filming Tiffany instead of watching the stage until the dean announced
(USBB) My dad dumped me on the highway in my cap and gown just to make room for my sister’s giant orange Hermès box, then leaned over with a smirk …
(USBB) My dad dumped me on the highway in my cap and gown just to make room for my sister’s giant orange Hermès box, then leaned over with a smirk and said, “Bentleys don’t carry failures—take the bus, Savannah,” and as I sat in that diesel-stinking seat my family group chat lit up with Tiffany in the front passenger seat holding champagne with the Hermès on her lap captioned “Finally dropped the extra weight,” while my mother hearted it and my father thumbs-up’d it, I opened the only email I’d been waiting on—merger approved, wire transfer today: $1.2 billion—so at graduation they camped in the VIP donor section filming Tiffany instead of watching the stage until the dean announced Read More
